@_4kidscrazy: Birth control??? Here watch my kids for 10 minutes.
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@P0tterhead_394: My favorite pickup line is when a guy just slides an order of mozzarella sticks towards me.
@Mikecanrant: Pretty upset to find out that salmonella poisoning has nothing to do with a vindictive fish named Ella.
@Cage_unlocked: 5 steps to a happy marriage: 1. Doritos 2. Oreos 3. Pez 4. Mr. Noodles 5. Oops this is my grocery list. 6. Still applicable.