@TheToddWilliams: Björk is my favourite singer-songwriter/IKEA side table.
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@GoldenSpirals: Hit a squirrel with my car on the way home from the grocery store. If I knew that was going to happen, I wouldn't have bought all this meat.
@Kimpulses: I've been reading your Oscar tweets, and America should not vote on things as a general rule going forward.