@TheToddWilliams: Björk is my favourite singer-songwriter/IKEA side table.
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@VeryLonelyLuke: Rey: I want to be your Jedi student. Me: Did you hear what happened to all my other Jedi students? Rey: No. Me: Good. Let's get started.
@neiltyson: If Bears ruled the world, I wonder if they would care whether or not the Humans they mauled were free-range.
@daplusk: [on 1st date] Me: Have you ever flown to Paris on a private jet before? Her: No, I'd love to Me: Same Me: *shows photo of cat* this is Tim