@UncleDuke1969: Black magic is just like regular magic, but with bigger wands.
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@jbillinson: Biden: "Guess who just upper-decked the toilet outside the Oval Office?" Obama: "Dammit Joe, I have to live here for two more months"
@JayMindX: "Calzone" is just an Italian word to make you feel better about eating a Hot Pocket in public.
@SortaBad: "wow this rap song is good I wonder who this is" *waits literally 4 seconds* "oh there look at that he said his name how convenient"