@UncleDuke1969: Black magic is just like regular magic, but with bigger wands.
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@El_nacho_Nigre: I feel so alive when I watch an object fall and shatter into hundreds of pieces. Not alive enough to clean up the mess though.
@Storminika: Good things about drinking on the plane: 1. You don't have to drive. 2. No matter how much you drink, they can't throw you out.
@jdforshort: If sexual frustration could be transferred into a usable energy source, I would be sitting on a gold mine