@UncleDuke1969: Black magic is just like regular magic, but with bigger wands.
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@errdayhustlah: No thanks, NASCAR. If I wanted to spend 8 hrs watching a car drive around in a big circle, I'd go on a road trip with my mom.
@ch000ch: would love to see a prequel to Titanic where we see Jack completely unable to climb onto a floating pool toy and we all go "ahh makes sense"
@MichaelTrying: Dear Evolution, It’s a conference call, not a bear attack. How about making me super eloquent instead of the heart rate and adrenaline?
@TheCiscoKidder: I knew it was time to vacuum when the baby rolled over and looked like an everything bagel.