@UncleDuke1969: Black magic is just like regular magic, but with bigger wands.
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@chrisanna4real: My signature move is being a complete idiot trying to convince someone that I'm not drink. Drank. Drunk.
@Neuronicism: If she doesn't have a new hair style by the time you're done, you're doing it wrong.
@greenteam15: My browser asks "are you sure?" when I clear my history as if theres anyone more sure of what theyre doing than someone clearing his history
@BasicLyes: Impractical Joke: Replace my girlfriends house cat's with mountain lions so she think's she is shrinking.