@UncleDuke1969: Black magic is just like regular magic, but with bigger wands.
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@EricaLynnz: If you're driving a getaway car just remember the best way to lose the cops is to ship them via the post office
@AnOrangeSNES: "Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair!" *A long strand of smelly hair falls out the tower* "Screw this!"
@louisvirtel: You can always predict what antigay protesters will say. But never how they'll spell it.