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@TheToddWilliams: [blind date]

HER: I just wish women were treated equal...You know what I mean?

ME: Absolu-

WAITER: I hate to interrupt but can I take your drink order?

HER: Yes, I'll have a Manhattan

ME: Make mine a *turns to non-existent camera*...Womanhattan

[blind date]

HER: I just wish women were treated equal…You know what I mean?

ME: Absolu-

WAITER: I hate to interrupt but can I take your drink order?

HER: Yes, I’ll have a Manhattan

ME: Make mine a *turns to non-existent camera*…Womanhattan

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