@Elifcello: Blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. There, I said it.
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@_Tempo11: My family's invaded my house for the weekend. As a side note my dog's been walked 18 times
@MarfSalvador: son: dad, why didn't you want to cut the umbilical cord when I was born? me: [doing jump rope between him and my wife] it's called planning ahead, son
@Love_bug1016: I can't do this. I think I'm dying. Why does your face look like a donut? ~ me 30 minutes into dieting