@AimeeHelene1: *blows bubbles in your face to distract you as I take all of your tater tots*
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@sixfootcandy: Therapist: Maybe you could try to be a little less hostile. Me: Maybe you could stick a butter knife in a light socket.
@KrunkedRobot: Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho.
@soulindivision2: I just want to meet my Doppelganger so I can kidnap them to experiment with hairstyles.