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@david8hughes: [board meeting]
"So Mr Parachute do you have a name for your invention?"
"I call it the 'Makes the Ground Come at You a Bit Slower'."
"No."

[board meeting]
“So Mr Parachute do you have a name for your invention?”
“I call it the ‘Makes the Ground Come at You a Bit Slower’.”
“No.”

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