If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!
@Jake_Vig: Bodyguard Idea:
Clowns. No one will come anywhere near you.
@theshantilly: NOBODY MOVE I LOST AN HOUR
@Kauaibride: settle down twitter crush. i didn't ask your last name to google you. i wanted to see how it sounded with the names i've picked for our kids
@DaHess1: When I momentarily lack the ability to articulate my thoughts and use a preposition instead.
@Sophie2078: Never date an intelligent, incredibly handsome, wealthy man. He's a violent psychopath that wants to kill you
*things i learned from horrors
@lecalabara: "The 59th rule of Fight Club is, we cant park in the lot on Vermont anymore - The owner is being a jerk. Just find street parking. 60th..."