@pattonoswalt: "Boo!" -- cow with a cold
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@badbanana: There's no sticker warning me not to eat this box of nails so I guess I'll just go for it.
@nbadag: [moments after time traveling to 1863] LINCOLN: four score & seven years ago ME: [behind a tree] JUST SAY IT NORMAL
@jonnysun: dumbledore: our enchanted ceiling shows us wat the sky outside looks like mcgonagall: so…a magic glass ceiling dumbledore: [starts sweating]