@pattonoswalt: "Boo!" -- cow with a cold
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@KentWGraham: After announcing our weight at birth, parents shouldn’t stop. If they announced it at every birthday, we’d all be a lot skinnier.
@armyVet1972: I think tomorrow I'm going to respond to everyone using only lyrics from songs by The Dead Deads. Wish me some luck at the DMV.
@TheMichaelRock: It's sad that we live in a world where we'll add a word to the dictionary if stupid people use it enough.