@shariv67: Born on February 29th of a leap year, I can't legally drink till I'm 84.
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@bourgeoisalien: Sometimes to take a break from frightening election news, I watch something far less horrifying like 'The Shining' or 'Silence of the Lambs'
@DanMentos: “Ever wonder why Rice Krispies costs the same as quieter cereals?” why would- “It’s because they're sold by weight-“ Dan, NO “not by volume"
@AmishPornStar1: "Awwww, that is so sweet! I think you're outstanding too!" me, to the collection agency