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@OhNoSheTwitnt: Boss: I need you to work late.
Me: [sprays her with Pepsi]
B: You're fired.
Me: So I don't have to work late?
B: No.
Me: [winks at camera]

Boss: I need you to work late.
Me: [sprays her with Pepsi]
B: You’re fired.
Me: So I don’t have to work late?
B: No.
Me: [winks at camera]

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