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@TheToddWilliams: Boss: It's been a tough year Jim
J: Am I laid off?
B: No
J: Fired?
B: No
J: What then?
B: You're to be executed at noon.
J: This is bullshit

Boss: It’s been a tough year Jim
J: Am I laid off?
B: No
J: Fired?
B: No
J: What then?
B: You’re to be executed at noon.
J: This is bullshit

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