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@Reverend_Scott: [Boss' office]
"You're late AGAIN."
Drove back for my phone.
"Why do need it at work?"
It's all I do.
"WHAT?"
I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

[Boss’ office]
“You’re late AGAIN.”
Drove back for my phone.
“Why do need it at work?”
It’s all I do.
“WHAT?”
I said, IT’S NICE TO SEE YOU.

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