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@AristotlesNZ: Boss: Project's way behind. Suggestions? I'm willing to try anything.
Me: *raises hand*
Him: Anything but "helper monkeys"
Me: *lowers hand*

Boss: Project’s way behind. Suggestions? I’m willing to try anything.
Me: *raises hand*
Him: Anything but “helper monkeys”
Me: *lowers hand*

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