@WilliamAder: Boss set out a bowl of hard candy in the break room, so I guess we had our Christmas party today.
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@iamspacegirl: me: I'm tired Medieval Physician: Ok I'm gonna cut you open to drain your blood me: Maybe I could rest MP: haha no I'm cutting your veins
@mylifesuckers: My kids just connected worlds in Minecraft. So now they can fight in a virtual universe too.
@VeganZebra: WIFE: no no no I loved your vows I just thought you could've used the word 'bloodthirsty' a little less