@WilliamAder: Boss set out a bowl of hard candy in the break room, so I guess we had our Christmas party today.
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@awkwardphilippe: Wanna go out with me? Make an awkward face for yes. Name the entire periodic table for no.
@charliedelta7: McD's drive thru: Welcome back. Me: Welcome back? That's pretty presumptuous. MDT: ... M: ... MDT: The usual? Me: Yeah. Thanks Brenda.