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@AristotlesNZ: Boss: "Thanks for making me my coffee. You know what'd go well with this?"
Me: "The antidote?"
Boss: "No, a nice..Wait, what?"
Me: "Nothing"

Boss: “Thanks for making me my coffee. You know what’d go well with this?”
Me: “The antidote?”
Boss: “No, a nice..Wait, what?”
Me: “Nothing”

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