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@Book_Krazy: Boss: This is the 3rd time I've seen you slacking off today. Do you know what that means?

Me: You want me to move the couch into my office?

Boss: This is the 3rd time I’ve seen you slacking off today. Do you know what that means?

Me: You want me to move the couch into my office?

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