@jferg1616: Boss: "We are all going to have a bunch of Red Bull, bust out the chest of Adderall, be laser focused for about 4 hours, then die."
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@Home_Halfway: Just gonna wait to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I'm describing him.
@BlindChow: One plain pizza plz "Ok, one cheese pizza" No cheese "Um ok, sauce only" No sauce "But that's just crust" *excited quacking from trenchcoat*
@LaureRapper: Meanwhile, at School: Teacher- "How much is a gram?" Laure- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out" #YouOwnedHimDude