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@TheMichaelRock: Boss: Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company.

Boss....

Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Boss: Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what’s best for the company.

Boss….

Me: I’ll take that promotion now.

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