@PetePsquared: Bought a bag of Sweetheart candies & cracked my tooth on one.When I spit it out & looked at it,itsaid "Next time call when you say you will"
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@fro_vo: [gettysburg] Abraham Lincoln: four score and seven years ago- Me: wtf does that mean Abraham Lincoln: 87 Me: say 87 then
@TheThomason: Professor X gets a lot of credit as a progressive considering his solution to a race conflict was "give them their own school."
@LoveNLunchmeat: I miss being a kid and playing cowboys and Indians. Now whenever I chase people around with a tomahawk I get arrested.
@danguterman: Sick of the media always blaming video games for the rise in fantastical jewel-seeking quests.