@WilliamAder: Bought one of those SMTWTFS, but I can't pronounce that so I just call it a pill box.
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@LeahsLounge: Her: Ok you hang up. Him: No, you hang up first. Her: No, you first. Him: No, you first. NSA: Both of you hang up.
@AdriannaLaCervx: I squish my belly fat around during serious conversations because I have intimacy issues.
@ibid78: "So why do you wanna work at Petsmart?" *imagines running out of the store with all the dogs in my arms* "I'm a people person."
@saladinahmed: hey I just met you and this is crazy but I'm going to argue with another stranger in your mentions for hours maybe