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@MomOfTeen: Bought some expensive neck cream.
Directions say to apply it twice daily.
If I slather it on every hour, I'll have the neck of a teen.

Bought some expensive neck cream. 
Directions say to apply it twice daily. 
If I slather it on every hour, I’ll have the neck of a teen.

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