@gerryhatric: Bound by notifications, we are the Fellowship of the Ding.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@bulls_horns: 25% of twitter users are on medication for mental illness, which means 75% are running around untreated.
@dafloydsta: 1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? -top 3 things on my mind when I'm in a a conversation
@Home_Halfway: COP: You're allowed 1 phone call ME: I'm gonna call your mom & tell on you for arresting me COP: *nervously sweating* Why would you do that
@TheTweetOfGod: Today is National Girlfriend's Day. But it will never be National Marriage Day. The calendar's just not ready for that kind of commitment.