@gerryhatric: Bound by notifications, we are the Fellowship of the Ding.
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@Coepacetic: At the disco last night. They played twist. I did the twist. They played jump. I jumped. They played come on Eileen. I got kicked out.
@Bez: I could be a stripper if guys want to see a girl get stuck trying to take off her turtleneck followed by an on-stage panic attack.
@Contwixt: Don't act like you've never used a pair of binoculars to try to peer through another pair of binoculars.
@BarryVonAwesome: If you own a karate dojo and you don't make your employees answer the phone "Hiiiiiiiiya" You're doing it wrong