@gerryhatric: Bound by notifications, we are the Fellowship of the Ding.
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@Jandalize: Yes, I have a fitness app. I use it to time how long it takes the pizza delivery guy to get here.
@Juststopkate: Some days I feel like my life is going super well, & then I get my hair caught in my umbrella. And also my car door.
@Samzen_: Satan was all alone with Eve, NAKED, at the forbidden tree and all he did was to convince her to eat a fruit? GAY.