@10InchesPlus: Boxed wine: Because corkscrews are dangerous after the second bottle.
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@amydillon: When you have kids, "sleeping in" is just lying in bed trying to figure out what that crash was.
@bornmiserable: I appreciate it when someone tells me to just "get over it" when I'm depressed. It gives me a chance to exercise my grave digging skills.
@ilovepie84: Whenever I see someone with spider web tattoos on their elbows I spray them with Raid and attempt to flush them down the toilet.
@hazelmotes1: Don't judge. Maybe I'm conducting a study of the effects of prolonged laziness on a human body. You don't know.