@10InchesPlus: Boxed wine: Because corkscrews are dangerous after the second bottle.
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@SheaSerrano: i don't care what anyone says Baby Groot is perfect and i would gladly trade any of my children for him
@bombsydoll: YOU GUYS IT’S FALL!!!! *runs outside and holds open mouth up to the trees waiting for a leaf to fall in*
@fightforfood: I'm not saying Goldilocks was a piece of shit, but she broke into someone's house and just started eating their breakfast.