@10InchesPlus: Boxed wine: Because corkscrews are dangerous after the second bottle.
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@Black__Elvis: My gf said all I do is sit on the couch in my underwear all day but that's bullshit, I've never been able to fit my underwear onto my couch.
@_Tempo11: Due to the weather, I was able to use the words "wet and slippery" at work all day without anyone thinking I'm a big perv.
@awkwardphilippe: Wanna go out with me? Make an awkward face for yes. Name the entire periodic table for no.