@WhatTheFFacts: Boxer Sugar Ray dreamt of killing his opponent and backed out, but a priest convinced him to fight, he ended up killing the opponent.
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@Breadery: I scream. You scream. We all scream. This fancy wine bars toilet gender signs were unclear.
@teacup_giraffe: You go for a run then post your route to Facebook. I dig a hole on that route then cover it with sticks and leaves. We both get exercise.
@squirrel74wkgn: Nice shoes. Where'd you get them? Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me?
@DanMentos: *runs into san francisco restaurant* THE KALE WASN'T LOCALLY SOURCED *sound of 100s of ubers smashing into each other outside restaurant*