@TheDairylandDon: Boy. A zombie outbreak sure could get a solid foothold on a day like today, with all this tomfoolery and whatnot. Be safe out there, guys.
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@JimmerThatisAll: If a woman asks you to buy her a flamethrower ask yourself some questions before you buy it.
@WritePlay: *walking into our new house* ME: Whaddya say we christen our new home? HER: *giggling* OK *later, flinging holy water* ME: GET OUT GHOSTS
@Darlainky: Maybe naming my new hippie themed bar Free Spirits was a bit misleading. Lesson learned.
@FaisalAdam_: I got kicked out of the procrastinators club when I showed up for our first meeting..