@Laser_Cat: Boy, Peter Parker is lucky he was bitten by a spider and not one of those fainting goats.
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@Marlebean: Maybe you owe the rhythm some money and that's why it's trying to get you. WE DON'T KNOW!
@Ivsy01: (Writing in food journal) me: for lunch I had sa......... trainer: (interrupting) salad. awesome. me: sake.
@jwoodham: DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.