@MrPeeker: Brad Pitt. While you're helping the world, please feed your wife.
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@KKAlThani: Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song.
@jordan_stratton: I'm sorry, sir, but your cholesterol isn't high enough to buy this Hawaiian shirt.
@carlyken: I think about wizards and dragons way more than a wizard of 3 small dragons should. Dammit I meant mother of 3 small dragons. Dammit I meant