@MrPeeker: Brad Pitt. While you're helping the world, please feed your wife.
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@bazecraze: Making fun of someone's age is like mocking them for getting hit by a train because you're standing a little further down the tracks.
@Sarcasticsapien: Having bad dreams is the best way to prove you can't even do being unconscious right.
@BuckyIsotope: Did your date order honey for dinner? Did your date eat the waiter when he brought the honey? Is your date a bear? You are dating a bear.