@MrPeeker: Brad Pitt. While you're helping the world, please feed your wife.
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@kibblesmith: Nice try "Marco Rubio" — or should I say... [rearranges letters] "BIRAC UBOMA" [audience gasps]
@RandomManik: My gym instructor says that Warm-Ups are extremely necessary. So, I brought donuts along this time but I can't find the microwave oven.
@philmann: AMERICA: Here in the UK we refer to Jay Z as "Jay Zed" Ice T as "Ice Ted" And LL Cool J as "Led Led Cool Jed"