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@KalvinMacleod: BRAIN: it's 4am u up?
ME: leave me alone
B: who was our grade 5 teacher?
M: stop
B: why's our eye itchy?
M: I'm ignoring u
B: engage bladder

BRAIN: it’s 4am u up?
ME: leave me alone
B: who was our grade 5 teacher?
M: stop
B: why’s our eye itchy?
M: I’m ignoring u
B: engage bladder

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