@DurtMcHurtt: Break up by making swimming motion arms every time they want to hold hands.
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@Donna_McCoy: There's nothing more difficult than trying to convince a narcissist that you don't like them.
@causticbob: I was 14, my dad caught me drinking. 'Dad, that's the first time' 'That's a lie, no one ever gets caught the first time.' So I robbed a bank