@causticbob: Breaking News. Apple is to buy Ireland to solve the debt problem. It will be rebranded iLand
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@JihadPizza: Youtube is the only place where you'll find people arguing about religion in the comments of a snowboarding video.
@MaryKoCo: "How crazy is your ex? Crazy like my triceps?" "How sick is your mother? Sick like my triceps?"
@_ISpeakTrue: Guys aren't the only one who get friendzoned! I'm so deep in the friendzone that I've met his girlfriends parents
@JohnnyCrash5: [First date & I'm super nervous] Her: Are you ok? Me: yesh. Her: did u just say yesh? Me: um Nosh.