@causticbob: Breaking News. Apple is to buy Ireland to solve the debt problem. It will be rebranded iLand
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@OakHill_: Me: I can't believe you read horoscopes, such garbage. Her: You're right. When are you shaving again? Me: Not til after the playoffs..why?
@TechnicallyRon: Life is stupid. You can ACCIDENTALLY make a baby but you can't ACCIDENTALLY make a cake.