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@FeelingMervis: BREAKING NEWS: Overworked Janitor Sweeps the Nation.
@AmishPornStar1: The people who came up with all these different rules for pluralization are bunch of peni.
@Kid_topher: In high school, people called me "Superman" due to my light eyes and physical build. Also because I wore my underwear on top of my pants.
@weinerdog4life: Everyone at the office is going crazy because I faxed someone a hot dog
@ThaJawn: *smashes bag of Oreos
*pours on top of salad
@iLikeCatShirts: Her: I really want nachos!!
Me: *changes name to nachos*