@FeelingMervis: BREAKING NEWS: Overworked Janitor Sweeps the Nation.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@ToxicProbably: A guy on a scooter just yelled at me for being on my phone at a red light so I yelled at him for being on a scooter
@marinhubka: You lied! Santa Claus is NOT real, mom! If "mom" is even your real name... [Neighbor to mom] hi Susan! *kid faints*
@amethystxmatt: turns out skrillexs music has healing properties: during a concert, a paralysed boy stood up and left