@FeelingMervis: BREAKING NEWS: Overworked Janitor Sweeps the Nation.
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@stopbylater: Accidentally left my shopping list on the kitchen bench so had to rely on memory. Came home with a tub of icecream & a pony.
@notalogin: Actually, Kara, love is an illusion created by chemical reactions. The most powerful force in the world is the invisible hand of the market.
@SortaBad: Waterskiing is fun. I wish there were more sports where machines just dragged you around