@FeelingMervis: BREAKING NEWS: Overworked Janitor Sweeps the Nation.
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@TakeItFromUsPR: Thousands of people are attacked by sea creatures every year. We at BP are dedicated to bringing that number down. You're welcome!
@hippieswordfish: 'sir, no food allowed in the dressing rooms.' what, am i supposed to just guess the pop tart capacity of these cargo shorts before I buy?
@slaughthie: "Oh hey there, didn't recognize you with your cap on," I say flirtatiously to my toothpaste.
@PellMull: I use these ( ... ) a lot. For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots.