@TweetsByTheTony: Brew coffee. Chill coffee. Use coffee instead of water to make Twice-Brewed Coffee. Win Nobel Prize. Begin to glow, levitate. Eat building.
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@jdforshort: Apparently it's frowned upon to wipe sweat from the brow of a sexy guy at the gym Who knew
@Super_Cynthia: I sleep with my clothes on and one eye open. Not because I'm scared, but my zipper is broken and I've had too much botox on one side.
@fro_vo: [concert] Lead Singer: HOW’S EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT Crowd: WOOOO Me (from the back row): fine how are you Lead Singer: I’M GOOD THANKS FOR ASKING