@Underchilde: Bring spoiled food to work enough and your coworkers eventually stop eating anything with your name on it.
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@ShesARealGenius: Lol how "take you out" could mean either we're going on a date or I'm gonna kill you.
@lisaxy424: Me: Hi, thanks for meeting with me. Oh is it pronounced Caroline or Carolynn? Her: anything is fine Me: ........ok Sarah, let's get started.
@Wanderlust6190: I'm gonna call my mom 26 times today to tell her about all the nothing that I'm doing, just to even the score.
@CheryeDavis: I always wink at the local Funeral Director, because he will be the last one to see me naked, and I don't want it to be awkward.