@Underchilde: Bring spoiled food to work enough and your coworkers eventually stop eating anything with your name on it.
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@nimble__nick: CW: I like your scarf. Me: Thanks, it's a CVS receipt. I didn't know what else to do with it.
@ddsmidt: When you call home on a holiday and get passed around, it's worse than being included on a group text.
@Manda_like_wine: Eternal damnation for the sorry acquaintance who cons you into watching his favorite film and keeps looking to see if you're reacting.
@chuuew: ME: Mint choc chip ice cream, pls. I got my own cone [places it on counter] EMPLOYEE: This is a traffic cone? ME: You must be new here.