@ibid78: Bro do you even watch The Notebook and weep softly, mourning the eternal nature of love juxtaposed against the fallibility of memory, bro?
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@BonaFideIntent: I tried to be domestic & cook. Microwave is on fire. A waffle maker, 3 pans, a toaster & my neighbors cat in the trash. Making soup is HARD!
@badbanana: That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run.
@TheIronSherk: I can't believe how different life was before *googles* Al Gore invented the Internet