@ThePocketJustin: Current beard: Outdoor woodsman
Current body: Indoor couchman
@aimeevc1970: I am one "Mom!" away from making the 6 o'clock news.
@Mr_Kapowski: Debra is short for Debrassiere
@LizHackett: Keen silence from a dinner guest as she looks across the living room and realizes I made her bridesmaid dress into a dog bed.