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@T_N_Crumpets: *Bruno Mars on the radio*
Wife: Would you catch a grenade for me?
Brain: Just say, YES!
Me: Has the pin been pulled?
Brain: Idiot!

*Bruno Mars on the radio*
Wife: Would you catch a grenade for me? 
Brain: Just say, YES!
Me: Has the pin been pulled?
Brain: Idiot!

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