@cervixsmash: Brunos are from mars, freddies are from mercury
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@mkpaulsen: I asked my friend if he wanted a drink and he said to surprise him so I brought back a side salad.
@moose_chocolate: For Easter, I will hide pieces of IKEA furniture all over the house and then have my kid assemble it. If she succeeds, she gets chocolate.
@GlumGeorgeLucas: "Rogue One" idea: The spies anxiously wait to meet their new commander. Boldly - regally - he strides into the room. "Mesa Jar-Jar Binks"