@cervixsmash: Brunos are from mars, freddies are from mercury
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@rolldiggity: "They say penguins can't fly. Can't? Or never got the chance?" I whisper in the penguin's ear, shoving him out of the aircraft.
@BallsMcBallski: The seventh rule of Fight Club is no one leaves until ALL the chairs are put away.
@Eric_Bader: Got laid twice in two days so either I've done something really good or my wife has done something really bad.