@cervixsmash: Brunos are from mars, freddies are from mercury
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@thesulk: "I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losin' control." Buddy, you got stomach flu.
@funnybrad: Air Bud seems like a great movie, until you realize some poor kid was cut from the team to make room on the roster for a golden retriever
@goodballs: [sees girl reading Lord of the Rings] "Ah I love that book. The way that guy is just [clenches fist] the Lord of all those freakin rings."
@AlexRogaski: The difference between running and jogging is that runners compete in races and joggers find dead bodies on Law and Order