@PortRooster: Buddy of mine dropped some acid... Burnt a hole in the floor... He was tripping for days!
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@glu_ben: I've limited my friends to 3 people that know how to split a dinner bill w/o causing a fiasco and life has been awesome since.
@Jade_VK: I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic exit in the middle of coffee with a detective
@SortaBad: Roses are red Violets are blue Stop clicking your pen when you talk to me Kevin I swear I will murder your face with my tape dispenser