@badbanana: Bummed about the early Scotland vote results. This was pretty much our best hope for seeing Shrek on a flag.
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@InternetHippo: Pokémon Go has taught us that there's a disturbing number of dead bodies just laying around everywhere
@ManiacallySound: I seruptitously flicked a booger on a guy who was being mean to his wife. If this is what being a sniper feels like, I like it.
@clindsaysway: I like to make a guy feel welcome in the morning by surrounding him with stuffed animals while he sleeps.
@shutupmikeginn: So much wasted time in public school, as an adult I've never used cursive, done algebra, or had to remember anything from sex ed.