@ericsshadow: [burglar gently waking me] you live like this?
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@onedumbshark: My bologna has a first name, and a second name, and a fake name, and a sexy nickname, and exactly none of them are your business so go away.
@Wtftab: I've got a bag full of stick figure stickers, and when I see an SUV I add random dudes to their families.
@MRagaab: What I say: I'm on a diet. What my mom hears: please cook delicious food and buy chocolate.
@DeepDarkFear: If a group of lions is called a pride, then a group of humans should be called an embarrassment.