@ericsshadow: [burglar gently waking me] you live like this?
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@CubanaMama82: If you're ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
@AGStr8upNinja: She told me she liked it doggy style so I gave her a treat & took her for a walk.
@OldFolkProblms: Back in my day, we didn't have apps to tell everyone where we were all the time We had to actually work for it if we wanted to get murdered