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@Donnie_Fairburn: [bursts into garage]

"why is your car still on? you've been in here for 3 days"

i'm trying to kill myself

"but you drive an electric car"

[bursts into garage]

“why is your car still on? you’ve been in here for 3 days”

i’m trying to kill myself

“but you drive an electric car”

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