@stockejock: Butterflies are like regular flies, but they live at Paula Deen's house.
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@sadvil: Mark Zuckerberg running for office is a terr… [Mark appears in window holding transcript of any of my convos with a girl in 2009] …ific idea
@garrettbarry70: The hotel has a live band and my favourite song is "We're going for a break now, we'll be back later"
@KevinFarzad: Why would you name your human child Hunter? Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.