@timdonakowski: Butterflies have 1,200 eyes. That means they spend 7 months taking out their contacts every night.
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@tarashoe: birds can make their homes in tall treetops and soar at great heights and pigeons are like no thank you i will commute by foot to home depot
@NightValeRadio: Secret agents asking citizens to please speak more clearly in all phone calls. Also, cut the chitchat and get to the good stuff, they ask.
@secondofhername: If you reply with "sky" each time I ask what's up, I shall assume you're homeless.