@KyleMcDowell86: *buys roofies, slips then into girlfriends drink, plays video games for 8 hours straight in peace and quiet*
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@thatUPSdude: I love when you're choking someone and they are all "I can't breathe", duh I'm choking you.
@Coepacetic: At the disco last night. They played twist. I did the twist. They played jump. I jumped. They played come on Eileen. I got kicked out.
@aveuaskew: "You always overreact and make things dramatic. It's really annoying." *raises megaphone to lips* How so?