@BadaBinge: Cake is better than sex because cavities are better than babies
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@RichardWiseman: This is why you should never put a bald person on the front page of a newspaper
@jonathantony: Age 20: "You free for lunch?" "Yeah, meet you there now." Age 30: "You free for lunch?" "Yes, let's schedule it in for 3 weeks from now."