@Mardigroan: Holiday cards, when you care enough to let friends, family, customers & clients see how your handwriting hasn't improved since fourth grade.

@CaptWordbeard:

@thesulk: Driving isn't about making the moves you want, it's about preventing others from making the moves they want.

@TheMichaelRock: *wife gives me a big hug before I leave for work* I love you too, babe! [later] Where's my credit card? Son of a..

@juliussharpe: How about instead of shaking hands we nod at each other and that way we both won't have to wash our hands?