@hipstermermaid: Call your laptop what it really is: Bed TV.
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@AnOrangeSNES: To make a long story short: Hamlet: Everyone dies Macbeth: Everyone dies Titanic: Everyone dies Twilight: You want to die
@ratamack: I want to date a girl who is willing to solve any disagreements with impromptu light-saber battles.
@drunkNnaughty: I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed.
@jsteele3966: People who wait 3 hours to respond to a text "LOL" should be punched in the neck. Your not fooling anybody. You weren't LOLing that long.