@SabotagedSmoke: *Calls timeout during street fight to tie shoelaces*
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@dumbbeezie: My doctor is always whispering to me something about not sticking Q tips in my ears. I need a louder doctor
@wittwitbarista: Ever notice how pathetically lonely you are when the person in the next bathroom stall completely ignores your knock knock joke?
@gmossii: Every time I put on my striped socks I always have an ominous feeling that today is the day that a house will drop on me.