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@internetluke: [calls up friend]
Remember when you said I wouldn't ever make it on TV? Well turn on the news!
"Okay, but why are you calling from jail?"

[calls up friend]
Remember when you said I wouldn’t ever make it on TV? Well turn on the news!
“Okay, but why are you calling from jail?”

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